[InvisibleChurch]

Why do goldfish die?

They actually commit suicide because they are bored.

[Charles Henrickson]

Why do goldfish die?

I think the article tells us:

. . . it's impossible to tell if a goldfish is male or female. . . .

I know that would kill me.

[col kurz]

Ah, yes. When my young son, in distress, asked for an explaination, one goldfish floating, the other on the floor. My wife, under her breath to me, "MURDER-SUICIDE"....