NC: French Fries Are Out, Freedom Fries Are In

WRAL (Raleigh, NC) via AP ^ | February 17, 2003 | Associated Press

[Michael81Dus]

:-) Our French.

[Rebelbase]

Perrier and Cranberry. I've been drinking it for years. I'm hooked on it.

Now, with reluctance but knowing it is the right thing to do, I will forgo my $1.49/day French habit and buy generic club soda instead.

DAMN THOSE CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS!

[Rebelbase]

I see potential trouble with the concept of Free Fries

Abbott: "I'll have and order of Free Fries, please"
Costello:"Fries are a dollar"
Abbott: "Thats what I want, an order of Free Fries"
Costello: "I said Fries are a dollar"................

[chukcha]

No more escargot!

[Overtaxed]

[INSENSITIVE GUY]

Don't worry,french fries are NOT a product of the french.

[INSENSITIVE GUY]

Don't worry,french fries are NOT a product of the french.

[WaterDragon]

I think we should call them Hungary Fries.
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[Ciexyz]

Hey Frenchies -- kiss my fries!

[Overtaxed]

I wonder if they ever fry snails.

[rintense]

I love fries! And freedom fries sound even better!

[agenda_express]

FREEDOM FRIES, NOT FRENCH FRIES

http://www.boortz.com/nealznuz.htm

February 18, 2003

Neal Boortz

Hey .. if the socialists and anti-American crowd can use the Internet to get millions of myrmidons out on their anti-American marches over the weekend ... why can't we use the Internet to make a REAL change in America?

It's very simple. Nothing complicated. We want restaurants and fast foot joints to rename their French fries. Same potatoes. Same ingredients. Same grease. Same carbs and calories. Just change the menu. From now on they are Freedom Fries, not French Fries. Every time we load up on this junk food we can honor that which makes America great .. not that which demeans and dishonors America. Which "F" word do you like the most? "Freedom" or "French"?

Clip --- paste -- e-mail --- forward --- print --- do it however you can, but spread the word! Let me know when restaurants in your neighborhood pick up the cause!

It's Freedom Fries, not French Fries!

Remember that France wants to give Saddam another chance. During the 1990's France kept saying we should give Slobodan Milosevic another chance. While France was pleading for this "one last chance," and while anti-war demonstrators were marching, over 250,000 Muslims were killed.

Oh, and PS: The Houston Chronicle is reporting of a little incident involving Tom Delay. Apparently the Texas Republican was at a reception in someone's home where he encountered a citizen of France.. Delay and the Frenchman argued for a while about France's support for Saddam Hussein. Finally Delay looked at the man and asked him if he spoke German. The Frenchman replied that he didn't speak German. Delay looked at him and said "You're welcome," then turned and walked away.

[Kev-Head]

I want a MEGA order of Freedom Fries.

[JustPiper]

I just found out that is why its called 'hotdog' now instead of frankfurter. These things catch on ;) Also the guy spilling out his french wine on the sidewalk, and the car dealer in Jersey who told Saddam he'd give him a new car if he drove it out of Baghdad. Get them with creativity and humour, nothing wrong with that. I'm going to eat my "Freedom Toast" right now ;)

[JustPiper]

We don't like to say "I da Ho." in Los Angeles.

LOL repreating this out loud LOL

[JustPiper]

We don't speak it in Ventura County, either.

My sister is in Ventura and she has now become a walk-through, legally changed her name to grins. but the ocean is booti-ful.

[Constitution Day]

It's excellent, isn't it?
I was really proud that a fellow North Carolinian thought of this.

Does this mean we will have to think of a new name for french kisses? :)

[JustPiper]

Does this mean we will have to think of a new name for french kisses? :)

Oooooo I love it! Piper tracing off to visualize this one ;)