[Dog Gone]

They are pretty obvious about it.

Hey, Saddam! I have some stroke with Dubya. For a mere $900 million, I'll put in a good word for you. Freepmail me!

[Grampa Dave]

Hey Saddam, I have more pull with GW. I will put in a good word with GW for less than Dog Gone. My fee will only be 899 million $'s.

I must insist on a deposit to my off shore account: "SAVESADDAM'SA$$ in the Bank of France, somewhere off shore.

Once you deposit the money, I will send an email with one good word about you to the White House. Then, I will post at least one article from the following to save your butt on Free Republic:

AFP, Reuters, AP, NY Slimes, DC Compost and LA Slimes.

I will post some whiney articleS or one threatening the end of the world if we invade Iraq with no comments.

My posting name will be: ONEREALPATRIOTFORSODDOMITEANDGWCHEATSATCHECKERS