[Grampa Dave]

Hey Saddam, I have more pull with GW. I will put in a good word with GW for less than Dog Gone. My fee will only be 899 million $'s.

I must insist on a deposit to my off shore account: "SAVESADDAM'SA$$ in the Bank of France, somewhere off shore.

Once you deposit the money, I will send an email with one good word about you to the White House. Then, I will post at least one article from the following to save your butt on Free Republic:

AFP, Reuters, AP, NY Slimes, DC Compost and LA Slimes.

I will post some whiney articleS or one threatening the end of the world if we invade Iraq with no comments.

My posting name will be: ONEREALPATRIOTFORSODDOMITEANDGWCHEATSATCHECKERS

[Dog Gone]

LOL! I think you'll win the contract with Saddam!

[Cultural Jihad]

You go, Gramps!