Special-order Pizza Delivered To Inmates' Cells

kiroTV.com ^ | February 13, 2003

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

Hold muh' beer...Gotta pay for my PIZZA!

[blackdog]

Paging Jeff Spicolli....

[sheik yerbouty]

"Hold muh calzone"...

[ken5050]

paging Sheriff Joe Arapao ( sp?)..the guy who puts 'em in pink jump suits and feeds em bologna...

[goodnesswins]

Oh, yeah, and in Washington, the State, they are cutting the budget everywhere......maybe pizza is cheaper than peanut butter sandwiches and gruel? Not likely.

[ofMagog]

That's so sweet.

[bigfootbob]

I just received this bill in an e-mail earlier today. It relates to this story. Looks like there's a coordinated effort to pass this bill.
http://www.leg.wa.gov/pub/billinfo/2003-04/Senate/5150-5174/5168_02082003.txt

[colorado tanker]

"I'll take one metal file in a deep dish with pepperoni topping!"

[TLBSHOW]

what if they would like pizza hut?

[blackdog]

I like a good bologna sandwich. I've heard the good sherriff interviewed before. He's a straight shooter. If I were an inmate I would feel much safer in a jail run by him and eat bologna, than to have beer, pizza, and suffer in an environment of casual dress incarceration and it's inherent dangers.

[blackdog]

Gives new meaning to "stuffed crust" when in prison.

[Britton J Wingfield]

Joe Arpaio, of Maricopa County. He's tough on prisoners, but he's also a grandstanding, slimy slug.

[ken5050]

he's a politician....he's gotta get re-elected....it's what they do..

[colorado tanker]

ROTFLOL!

[colorado tanker]

what if they would like pizza hut?

They get a "Big New Yorker"? (Pizza and a lotta lead)

[Consort]

[Age of Reason]

This is actually a great idea!!!

Obese people are usually non-violent people.

1. Deny prisoners those weight rooms and outlaw smoking in prisons.

2. Then give them all the great-tasting fattening food they want.

Having to quit smoking coupled with boredom will make them eat like pigs.

And not being able to exercise will insure the weight they gain makes them simply fat.

I suspect that after a few years of the rich-food habit, they will be addicted to overeating, and after being released, will probably continue to be massively overweight.

What's the point?

Does it not strike you that although a large percentage of adults are obese, few violent criminals are?

So this could be the best way to rehabilitate prisoners--it may in fact be the only way: Nothing else works, they might as well try obesity.

[arly]

yo I got a large sausage and pepperoni, and an order of chessey bread for cell 6 block C!

[JDoutrider]

What did expect from the land of "Baghdad Jim McDermott" and "Osamma Patty Murray"?