Daschle says Americans need more than duct tape [Duct Tape-Gate?]

Reuters ^ | Thursday, February 13, 2003

[JohnHuang2]

Thursday, February 13, 2003

Quote of the Day by Blood of Tyrants

[da_toolman]

Tommy needs to get real, if sh*t hits the fan, the government isn't going to be able to protect everyone. Personally I like the responsibility on my shoulders... More and more Tommy looks like a commie.

[JohnHuang2]

Amen.

[camle]

heck, everybody knows tha all american male can do anything with duct tape!

it's all we ever need:-)

[dfwgator]

Daschle needs to put some duct tape over his mouth.

[JohnHuang2]

hehehe

[Mr. Bird]

What Americans need is a good dose of perspective, and Daschle isn't helping matters. If Tommy-Boy thinks the administration can prevent ALL terrorist attacks, then he would logically think that police can stop all murders.

Bottom line is that it's pretty much a Lotto drawing for who gets whacked by a terrorist in the U.S. Discomforting, but some of us who went through the sniper thing had to come to grips with the odds in order to keep our sanity. This does not alleviate the pain of any victims past or future, but it is something to think about.

[commish]

Ok I have the Tape and I have some plastic sheeting .. I also have some questions :

1. How exactly do I tape the DUCKS up.

2. After I shoot the terrorist is there a set procedure for wrapping him in the plastic and taping it up. I mean, I want to do this properly.

[Frapster]

If this isn't a clear example of campaigning on a potential catastrophe I don't know what is. He's already placed the blame on Bush's shoulders - I wonder if he recognizes the role his own party has played in this situation. Bah!

[demsux]

I thought duct tape was Condit's "thing".

[JohnHuang2]

Daschle needs to put some duct tape over his mouth.

Hear! Hear!

[JohnHuang2]

Ouch!

[JohnHuang2]

If Tommy-Boy thinks the administration can prevent ALL terrorist attacks, then he would logically think that police can stop all murders.

How, dare you bring logic into this? Shame on you! /sarcasm

[JohnHuang2]

1. How exactly do I tape the DUCKS up.

LOL!

[JohnHuang2]

Bingo.

[bmwcyle]

It is more like a 1950's 60's thing. It is a duct Tape-Gap not a Duct Tape-Gate. How much rag head Duct tape is out there?

[mamarainsberry]

Yes we need more than duct tape. We need a congress that can quit whining long enough to get something done. Judges perhaps, homeland security, prescription drugs, a tax cut., etc., etc., etc. I hate that guy! I will however vote for him in the primaries in my state. I always vote dem in the primaries :)

[Neenah]

It is amazing to me, that American people, even FREEPERS, are buying the notion that Duct Tape and Plastic will keep them safe.

There have been tons of posts here and elsewhere, including Red Cross and CDC telling you to get it to shut up your home or "safe room".

SAFE? o.k. You block any window(s) and door(s), seal it tight. NOTHING CAN GET IN...right? How long before the air is used up in this place? You need fresh air to live !! You might as well put a plastic bag over your head and seal it with Duct Tape! My question.........

Why is our Govt., Store owners, Media, Talk Shows, Newspapers, Local media...etc. not explaining this to the GULLIBLE public ????????

[JohnHuang2]

Here's how you do it!

[Dazedcat]

What I'd like to know is.....what is Daschel's plan. I hear nothing from the democrats other than criticism. Do they have an alternative? If they do, someone kindly tell me what it is?