[Gamecock]

Real men don't run out to buy duct tape. We already have plenty!

[FreedomPoster]

Bingo! I haven't lived without duct tape for 25+ years. There's a small roll in the trunk, a roll in the garage, and a roll in the basement. Also in the basement is a roll of serious high-speed tape (real, foil duct tape).

In a bad attack, take your plastic bag, put it over your head, and wrap duct tape around your neck. This whole thing is the modern equivalent of "duck and cover".

[fight_truth_decay]

Episodes:

The men at the Lodge decide to convert their vehicles to run on firewood.Red demonstrates how to put on a spare tire with duct tape. Eddie is electrocuted by a homemade karaoke machine. Red shows how to rustproof your car by covering it with linoleum.The Lodge uses a fuel pump from a Russian missile to collect maple syrup.Red makes a full set of living room furniture out of a used car. Red Green's Duct Tape Forever