To: Jimmyclyde
Arpaio's boys acted on a tip "from an informant."
I can imagine the informant. Old biddy across the street calls the JOE Hotline (1-GET-JOE-ONTV).
"That old lady's been hoppin' on a young un! Bust `em, Sheriff Joe--that's gotta be agin' the law in Leisure World!"
And Deputy Dawg, making sure that the neighbors don't get too mad so Joe keeps his job, visits, smells the stench of a meth lab, and busts the huge, two-ounce producing operation. Gawrsh, two ounces! They might have supplied Granny's lover!
In fact, that actually might explain how Granny kept the young `un in her stable. The crone turned him into a methhead and got him addicted to...love, of course. ROFLMAO!
To: LibertarianInExile
Oh my goodness, unbelieveable. It is impossible to parody libertarians, because any outlandish concept you can come up with is so close to the truth as to render the parody unfunny.
Yes, isn't it awful that the State thinks it has a vested interest in limiting meth labs? Those awful drug warriors!
To: LibertarianInExile
"...and busts the huge, two-ounce producing operation. Gawrsh, two ounces!"
Would you mind if I put 2 oz. of meth into your kids? Two ounces is one hell of a lot of meth. And I don't believe that 2 oz. represents the total production, completed or contemplated.
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02/10/2003 5:56:48 AM PST by
lawdude
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