Oh my goodness, unbelieveable. It is impossible to parody libertarians, because any outlandish concept you can come up with is so close to the truth as to render the parody unfunny.
Yes, isn't it awful that the State thinks it has a vested interest in limiting meth labs? Those awful drug warriors!
Yes, isn't it awful that the State thinks it has a vested interest in limiting meth labs? Those awful drug warriors! If Meth was legal, it wouldn't be produced in clandestine labs in neigborhood, ever.
It would be made by Glaxo, or some other huge multinational.