[FBD]

"Instead of needing duct tape to make a safe room in my house, I think I need the duct tape to keep all this stuff from leaking out of my brain!"

Ice, I understand that many places are selling out of duct tape, better hurry!

Since there is a shortage, I would like to offer duct tape to anyone that is looking. I've got a case of it at my shop. Now, please don't accuse me of price gouging, as there is a small shipping and handling fee, plus sales tacks, if applicable. I'll even throw in a second roll for 1/2 the regular price of $57.50 (plus tacks)

[Mudboy Slim]

"a second roll for 1/2 the regular price of $57.50 (plus tacks)"

Good DuckedTape is a bargain at any price, IMHO...MUD