BREAKING NEWS: Saddam has authorized commanders to use chemical weapons in event of war

Heard on Radio Minutes Ago ^ | 2/6/2003 | President George W. Bush

[Edmund Burke]

If I were Saddam I would take the UN weapons inspectors hostage and threaten to kill them one by one on CNN unless Bush backs off. What would the US do then?

[11B3]

Sounds like the hammer is finally dropping.

[jerseygirl]

agree, agree, agree!

[bulldogs]

"not arrogant, but definitely snippy"



Please stop using the snippy. It's for a feminine word.

[homeschool mama]

Big ole bump!

[hoosierham]

I was thinking of a reference to Israel being saved by the wings of an eagle.

[colorado tanker]

ROTFLOL! People here are staring at me laughing at that pik of B.K. Ritter! Hilarious!

[RayChuang88]

If this is true here's what will happen:

1. Saddam's forces will first find out the business end of our new generation of precision-guided weapons. Watch our JDAM and JSOW bomb wipe out most of the Republican Guards in a few hours. :-)

2. If the Republican Guard does unless shells filled with chemical and biological warheads, the Iraqi military might just find out about the business end of a B-61 nuclear bomb.

[Taffini]

I'm to old for scott ritter (over 16) and he be too ugly for me

[Publius6961]

Ummmmmmm.

Are these the ones he claims not to have?
(And so claim the brain-dead Americans?)

Right.

[cinFLA]

Friend's nephew just notified. Shipout day has been been moved up one week from .... to ... and destination has been changed from xxx to yyyy.

[Tamzee]

oh boy.... that's really it, then...

I'll be happy to have all this poisonous debating behind us, but I'm sorry to hear about your friend's nephew going.

Extend our prayers and thanks for us to him, please?

Tammy

[Tamzee]

offer to trade the weapons inspectors for those volunteer human shields :D

next question?? ;-)

[txhurl]

We'd say: we don't negotiate with hostage-takers and our GAO office says time is money so adios, thug.

[tracer]

Yes, but offing these good beasts would completely destroy the mobility of the Iraqi military.....

[tracer]

Getting a refill of my meds.....

[Taffini]

WE CANNOT START THE WAR UNTIL THE HUMAN SHIELDS ARRIVE

[Snowy]

LOL! Aren't most of them there? I was on the Oprah message boards today and told some to go there. :)

[NonValueAdded]

" but then, I don't wish to plagarize Joe Biden."

GRIN :)

[Braak]

Agreed, we had a charming "understanding" during the Cold War. If you use VX. We will respond: We will respond with Tactical Nuclear Weapons. Iraq knows this. How? Before the Ground War began, Soviet Foreign Minister Eduard Sherverdnaze, armed with Soviet satellite photos of VII Corps setting up for the "Hail Mary" went over to Iraw in an attempt to save their client state. Well, Saddam wasn't one for listening to reason. But Eduard did tell him that if he chemed our troops, nukes would be the response. Obviously, he belived us.

Saddam, if your intell people can read this, remember that day, cus if you don't, you'll be running a parking lot, and we will not care.