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Thank God They're Not 911 Operators (Thank You BSNN)
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| 2-03-03
| Ian Wolff
Posted on 02/03/2003 9:20:02 AM PST by KLT
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To: KLT
This is funny & scary at the same time because it contains truth and a factual state of mind for these people . Yikes ...
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posted on
02/03/2003 11:31:00 AM PST
by
Ben Bolt
To: KLT
Funny, sad, and oh so true!
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posted on
02/03/2003 12:09:59 PM PST
by
SuziQ
To: dixie sass
I needed that today...dixie...so I posted it...A good laugh is invaluable....
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posted on
02/03/2003 12:11:38 PM PST
by
KLT
(NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
To: dorben
It's scary isn't it....these are the most unAmerican people in the world...they are filthy rich and completely clueless..
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posted on
02/03/2003 12:13:22 PM PST
by
KLT
(NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
To: KLT
Glad to see you back in shape, I went to the Moran's buffet and I was sick as a dog!!!
I sat with RaceBannon et al and hellinahandcart had more drinks than me!!
Due to my new job, I watched the Rolling Stones from right in front of the stage!
If you have ever watched "The Soprano's" it was haunting to hear Keith sing "Thru and Thru" ...
I saw the back of my head for .36789 seconds on HBO!!
I have been on cable TV!!!
Hasn't everyone??
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posted on
02/03/2003 12:41:37 PM PST
by
Nitro
To: dd5339; Raven6
Ya'll gonna need a new keyboard after readin' this 'un...
PING!
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posted on
02/03/2003 2:29:42 PM PST
by
cavtrooper21
(Shoot 'em if'n they stand, cut 'em if they run!)
To: KLT
LOL!!
Reminds me of my favorite blonde joke (actually, the only one I can remember--I'm blonde, too):
A blonde calls 911, hysterical:
OH MY GOSH!! FIRE!! FIRE!! MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN!!
Operator, calmly:
Please take a deep breath, and...
Blonde:
HURRY!! HURRY!! FIRE!! MY HOUSE IS BURNING!! FIRE!!
Operator: Ok, Miss, how do we get there?
Blonde, calmly:
Well, DUH: Big Red Truck!
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posted on
02/03/2003 4:32:05 PM PST
by
lorrainer
(Take Teddy's keys away.)
To: lorrainer
Great Joke lorrainer....you are terrific....
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posted on
02/03/2003 5:03:16 PM PST
by
KLT
(NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
To: KLT
LOL, too funny and it sounds soooo real.
To: Sabertooth
FYI.
To: KLT
Thank you. Thank you very much. No, you're too kind.
You ever hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
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posted on
02/03/2003 10:28:48 PM PST
by
lorrainer
(Take Teddy's keys away.)
To: lorrainer
No, I never heard that one...a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
Please go ahead and tell me about it.....
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posted on
02/04/2003 4:51:05 AM PST
by
KLT
(NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
To: KLT
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posted on
02/04/2003 5:00:49 AM PST
by
smith288
(Hollywood needs a babysitter.)
To: KLT
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posted on
02/04/2003 5:17:51 AM PST
by
smith288
(Hollywood needs a babysitter.)
To: smith288
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posted on
02/04/2003 5:34:59 AM PST
by
smith288
(Hollywood needs a babysitter.)
To: KLT
You can bet you will never hear these "stars" pony up the real reason they are so anti-American. That being that 75% of the profits for their movies comes from anti-American overseas markets.
To: KLT
Oh geez! Scary thought isn't it?
To: KLT
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posted on
02/04/2003 7:21:54 AM PST
by
stand watie
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. : Thomas Jefferson 1774)
To: KLT
To: KLT
You ever hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
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posted on
02/04/2003 8:43:52 AM PST
by
lorrainer
(NO WIRE HANGERS, Chelsea!)
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