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To: KLT
LOL!!
Reminds me of my favorite blonde joke (actually, the only one I can remember--I'm blonde, too):

A blonde calls 911, hysterical:
OH MY GOSH!! FIRE!! FIRE!! MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN!!
Operator, calmly:
Please take a deep breath, and...
Blonde:
HURRY!! HURRY!! FIRE!! MY HOUSE IS BURNING!! FIRE!!
Operator: Ok, Miss, how do we get there?








Blonde, calmly:
Well, DUH: Big Red Truck!

27 posted on 02/03/2003 4:32:05 PM PST by lorrainer (Take Teddy's keys away.)
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To: lorrainer
Great Joke lorrainer....you are terrific....
28 posted on 02/03/2003 5:03:16 PM PST by KLT (NY NEEDS TO BE CLINTONFREE!)
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