Um, okay.
I suppose I'll go to Hell for pointing out that the four Gospels give different wordings for the sign that was hung on the cross.
As for pi, quite clearly it's an approximation; any talk of inner circumference vs. outer diameter is Clintonian "is"-ism. But Biblical literalists can't admit any approximation in the Bible, so they have to bend over backwards to make the slightest sense of a very straightforward verse. I've literally seen people invoke non-Euclidean geometry in an attempt to explain it.