There is not the slightest doubt we Freeper Women could form an awesome force (if we do not stop to 'quangle'..:).
Properly directed, we could prevail in three days.
One to get there, one to return - and between those be transformed into whirling dervishes, descending upon and completely demoralizing their 'outwitted' forces.
Speaking of being demoralized, I must abandon my mouse to chase dust bunnies for a while.
It has been so delightful to get to know you here!