[rogue yam]

Frankly, I think you should join their protest and dress like burnt-out hippies from the sixties. Paint peace signs of your face and hands and wear a bandana around your head. Be creative. Carry signs that read "What Are We Fighting For," "Give Peace a Chance," and the all-time overused favorite "Make Love Not War." Blend in, make it look like you are part of their protest and try to get on camera while playing along with it. Don't forget lots of "Wow, Man" in your speech and the good old "All we are saying is give peace a chance...." chant.

Ma'am, I understand what you are suggesting, and I am sure you mean well. But you can't have spent very much time around the Bay Area. There is simply no way an individual human being can "dress up" like a stereotypical hippie and drone on in compete countercultural inanities to a degree sufficient to mock the actual hippie dregs that will be attending this event in their thousands. These people take stinky, badly-dressed, drug-addled idiocy to the very edge of reality and then leap off into the void. They can't be mocked!!!

[Freeper Lady]

Ma'am, I understand what you are suggesting, and I am sure you mean well. But you can't have spent very much time around the Bay Area. There is simply no way an individual human being can "dress up" like a stereotypical hippie and drone on in compete countercultural inanities to a degree sufficient to mock the actual hippie dregs that will be attending this event in their thousands. These people take stinky, badly-dressed, drug-addled idiocy to the very edge of reality and then leap off into the void. They can't be mocked!!!