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Ma'am, I understand what you are suggesting, and I am sure you mean well. But you can't have spent very much time around the Bay Area. There is simply no way an individual human being can "dress up" like a stereotypical hippie and drone on in compete countercultural inanities to a degree sufficient to mock the actual hippie dregs that will be attending this event in their thousands. These people take stinky, badly-dressed, drug-addled idiocy to the very edge of reality and then leap off into the void. They can't be mocked!!!