"Mole"?
Little furry blind rodent. Now that you mention it, the resemblance is uncanny. Very weasel-like. Although you might want to try some glasses.
Don't get a complex Tommy, I haven't forgotten about you. I'm just preparing an EXTRA SPECIAL treatise on you.
Stay tuned folks...
I guess he gave up.....
Oh well, show's over.
That is until the next time "Alpha Two" shows up.