(Army)Soldier Has Reaction to Smallpox Vaccine

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[discostu]

Ooh gotta go see the carnage, sure hope he pings me to his "proof", I'd really like to make fun of him before he's banned.

Numnut is probably a misspelling of numbnut. Nut sure where the term comes from, but I've generally used it alongside words like idiot and dumbass.

[Sabertooth]

Amazing how much Queeg sounds just like someone we know....

FormerLurker: FYI, AlphaOne might have been known to me, but it wasn't necessarily me, at least not ALL of the time.
LINK

I believe that clears it up, but just to ice the cake, at #44 on that other thread, FormerLurker posts the confidential reason Alpha One was banned. Really.

[aruanan]

FormerLurker posts the confidential reason Alpha One was banned. Really.

It explains much.

[wimpycat]

FYI, AlphaOne might have been known to me, but it wasn't necessarily me, at least not ALL of the time.

Yeah, the rest of the time, it was the voice in FL's head.

[Poohbah]

OK, you clowns, 'fess up! Which one of you was playing with the Electromagnetic Pulse Stupid-Ray blaster? Whoever it was, you turned it up to "Parboil" before you pointed it at FormerLurker...

[TomB]

FYI, AlphaOne might have been known to me, but it wasn't necessarily me, at least not ALL of the time.

The first person I thought about when I read that was Col. Flagg, from MASH:

Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.

[discostu]

"The wind" just broke his leg.

[PatrickHenry]

End-of-session placemarker.

[DBtoo]

I should have gone over to LP to read that post before continuing on here. Eek.

[TomB]

Here are some pearls of wisdom from our friend that he was either forced to retract or tried to hide from (feel free to add to the list):

I doubt you'd find ONE reputable scientist that agrees with you (that fluoridation is acceptable. I mean, really, think about the utter stupidity of that statement.)......WRONG!.

Fluoride is not excreted.......WRONG!

Those areas that DO have naturally occuring fluoride in their water supply DO also have children with statistically significant lower IQ and develop skeletal fluorsis.......WRONG!

fluorine can accululate in cells........WRONG!

The ONLY naturally occuring fluoride is CALCIUM FLUORIDE. Go back to school and learn about what you speak before you make a total ass of yourself.......WRONG!

Again, FLUORIDES of any type are toxic, and the less one consumes of fluorides in general, the better. (This is my favorite, I showed that Calcium Fluoride is less toxic than table salt.)........WRONG!

The EPA doesn't support fluoridation.....WRONG!

The Canadian Dental Association doesn't support fluoridation......WRONG!

The Academy of General Dentistry doesn't support fluoridation......WRONG!

Over 1, 100 scientists at the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency denounced fluoridation while their employer, the EPA, continued to support it......WRONG!

After getting called on that last one he came up with this gem. While this isn't an error, this quote from FL sums him up rather nicely:

You are no better than the people who allowed Hitler to exterminate Jews. You should know full well what is happening, yet you continue to spin like a top....

Sieg Heil indeed.........

[TomB]

Sorry DB, I meant to ping you too.

[wimpycat]

I wish he'd make up his mind whether we're communists or fascists.

[TomB]

I wish he'd make up his mind whether we're communists or fascists.

I suppose it would depend upon which "poster" is currently speaking, FormerLurker, AlphaOne, or the other 30 personalities he has running around in his head.

[RadioAstronomer]

I wish he'd make up his mind whether we're communists or fascists.

Since both communists and fascists have already been used, I wonder what name he will come up with next. LOL!

[TomB]

You know RA, I've been following that thread over at LibertyPost, and FL has tied everybody into the conspiracy except YOU!

I think it is obvious that you are his informer over here, keeping him up to date with our plotting the overthrow of the free world. A sort of fourth-and-a-half coulmn, if you will.

I've got my eye on you bucko.

;-))))

[Miss Marple]

Anthrax vaccinations weren't begun under the Bush presidency, but under the Clinton administration; therefore they are effective.

Smallpox vaccinations, however, beginning under President Bush's administration, must therefore be a risky scheme.

It is really quite simple, once you understand the logic.

[RadioAstronomer]

You know RA, I've been following that thread over at LibertyPost, and FL has tied everybody into the conspiracy except YOU!

HAHAHAHA! He forgot about me! LOL!!!

[longshadow]

You know RA, I've been following that thread over at LibertyPost, and FL has tied everybody into the conspiracy except YOU!

I can vouch for RA; he's definitely in on the "conspiracy." Most folks don't realize his SETI research is just a cover story for the communication system we employ to get instructions from our superiors about the Mothership, on how to further our agenda of subverting the precious bodily fluids of humanity.

[TomB]

I can vouch for RA; he's definitely in on the "conspiracy." Most folks don't realize his SETI research is just a cover story for the communication system we employ to get instructions from our superiors about the Mothership, on how to further our agenda of subverting the precious bodily fluids of humanity.

Ahhh, but you haven't followed the conspiracy deep enough.

You see, RA communicates the information he uncovers over here at FR, and then transmits it to the aliens via SETI. (They make you think that they are only listening, but they are having conversations.) The aliens then relay that info to FormerLurker by way of crop circles.

You see, that way everyone's out of the loop.

It's simple, really.