Former President Clinton to release confidential advice records

Associated Press | January 31, 2003

[anniegetyourgun]

"Bite me, Bill." - J. Broaddrick

[anniegetyourgun]

"Monica thinks I suck?" - Dick Morris

[anniegetyourgun]

Bill won't get a new puppy again....fearing it might hump on his legacy.

[DainBramage]

"Hey Morris, what rhymes with Flocking Jude Bass bird"

...Hillary

[anniegetyourgun]

"Who's your Daddy, Daddy?" - Chelsea Clinton

[DainBramage]

"I'm used to the Boo's".....Hillary

"I like Booze."...Chelsea Clinton

[marty60]

This should be somewhere on the level of a Third Grade Reader.

[anniegetyourgun]

"The North Korean leader just kept doing his crossword puzzle, and repeatedly asking me if I knew a 4-letter word for a gullible stooge." - Madeline Albright

[anniegetyourgun]

"Hillary, this job is just taxing me to death." - Web Hubbell

[anniegetyourgun]

"Begging your pardon, Mr. President." - Denise Rich

[anniegetyourgun]

"I'd rather sleep with the fishes." - Socks

[anniegetyourgun]

Stop me.....stop me....must close laptop....now....

"Say goodnight, Dick." - Monica

[backhoe]

[Williams]

hahahahha He's not going to release "personal matters" like his boinking a White House Intern and perjury in a special prosecutor's investigation started by the Attorney General which led to his Impeachment.

God how this country has been made to do contortions for scumbag Clinton. It wasn't "personal" if it led to your IMPEACHMENT under the Constitution.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Chapter 210 in another book by me about me, me, me...."Practical joke on George W. Bush #430 - how I waited until the day after the electoral college vote to push for new sanctions against the Taliban if they didn't hand over Osama in 30 days...deadline, George's inaugeration day." And Republicans thought that putting ANWR off limits in my final days was mean. I slay me!

[red-dawg]

"Don't worry about those religious nuts in Texas, I'll cook something up." -- Janet Reno

[YaYa123]

This is such a crock!! Everyone knows the Clintons had a "Take No Notes" policy long before they got to the White House. Crooks don't leave a paper trail of evidence.

So that when they put you under oath, swear you "don't remember, can't recall jack, no one can prove you're lying.

I bet all through the Clinton presidency, he had people making up important sounding crap, to go in that dang double-wide library.

[DainBramage]

"There seems to be a Chink in our cash flow"

....Al Gore

[visualops]

the better informed people will be about the formulation of public policy and the decision-making process at the [Clinton]White House


Nah, everybody already knows the rules to Paper-Rock-Scissors.

[visualops]

Well, that leaves a few phone logs and some pizza-greased-stained first drafts of speeches

lololol

Thanks to Sat. Night Live, whenever I think of Clinton, I think of the unshaven, robe & t-shirt wearing bum walking in on a 'President Gore' national address, complaining they were out of beer.