France Surrenders to Texas High School

CNSNews.com ^ | January 31, 2003 | David Burge, the Iowa Hawk

[Paul Ross]

"We kept hearing about some French resistance," said Baumer. "Apparently that was a myth."

[Travis McGee]

Enjoy, this is what the world thinks of France.

[Barset]

Je vous remercier. Can't wait to read them. Thanks again. B.

[Dog]

fyi for Hugh!

[Slyfox]

Led by filmmaker Michael Moore

[Poohbah]

My three-year-old daughter can point out on a globe to where the cheese-eating surrender monkeys live. Her mother's not too impressed (with me), but it's funny as hell.

Uh-oh...my daughter's five, and she doesn't know this important information! I've got to give her some remedial education!

[lysie]

LOL

Thanks for the much needed laugh.

[My back yard]

"Although, we might have to wait on that for a while," added McDaniel. "We're having a bake sale and car wash to send the football team to Germany."

As a Texas high school's band mom I can tell you, Texas is 'S'erious about its high school football. but I'd bet the girl's soccer team could handle the germans.

[PetroniDE]

Houston area Bump.

[skinkinthegrass]

Film @ 11:00... In other news, The Fort Worth Brownie Troop #312 gave it's Demands to the Federal Republic of Germany.
Germany surrendered after 8 days...

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

"It is said the French oppose war because they know first hand its horror," said Edward Krohn of the Naval War College. "When I see hundreds of grown French men being beaten senseless by Texas schoolgirls, I completely see their point."

That line just makes me smile.......lol

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I actually received this via an email today...... your hilarious work is being sent EVERYWHERE! lol

Great work.....thanks so much...........

[Shooter 2.5]

I read this article three times already and it keeps getting better.

Thanks, David

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I just read it to my Marine..... he posted it to his military board! lol

[Ligeia]

RTD

[Barset]

remercie. excusez moi. je suis desolee. Vou. oh, to hell with it. I can't spell in English, either.

[Fiddlstix]

LOL
Bump

[Erasmus]

It is unamerican.

(pause)

It is unenglish.

(long pause)

It is French.

--Twain

[tarawa]

ping...

[basil]

It could happen....LOL

Really funny stuff here. Thanks for the ping.