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France Surrenders to Texas High School
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| January 31, 2003
| David Burge, the Iowa Hawk
Posted on 01/31/2003 7:40:51 AM PST by Moosejaw
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To: Moosejaw; Travis McGee; Patriot76; rightwing2
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posted on
01/31/2003 10:03:55 AM PST
by
Paul Ross
(From the State Looking Forward to Global Warming!)
To: Karl B
Enjoy, this is what the world thinks of France.
42
posted on
01/31/2003 10:15:16 AM PST
by
Travis McGee
(----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
To: IowaHawk
Je vous remercier. Can't wait to read them. Thanks again. B.
43
posted on
01/31/2003 10:51:09 AM PST
by
Barset
To: generalissimoduane
fyi for Hugh!
44
posted on
01/31/2003 10:54:28 AM PST
by
Dog
To: Moosejaw
Led by filmmaker Michael Moore
45
posted on
01/31/2003 11:20:40 AM PST
by
Slyfox
To: toenail; hchutch; Travis McGee
My three-year-old daughter can point out on a globe to where the cheese-eating surrender monkeys live. Her mother's not too impressed (with me), but it's funny as hell.Uh-oh...my daughter's five, and she doesn't know this important information! I've got to give her some remedial education!
46
posted on
01/31/2003 11:22:35 AM PST
by
Poohbah
(Beware the fury of a patient man -- John Dryden)
To: IowaHawk; Miss Marple; Moosejaw
LOL
Thanks for the much needed laugh.
47
posted on
01/31/2003 12:03:33 PM PST
by
lysie
To: Moosejaw
"Although, we might have to wait on that for a while," added McDaniel. "We're having a bake sale and car wash to send the football team to Germany."
As a Texas high school's band mom I can tell you, Texas is 'S'erious about its high school football. but I'd bet the girl's soccer team could handle the germans.
To: Flyer; humblegunner
Houston area Bump.
To: Moosejaw
Film @ 11:00... In other news, The Fort Worth Brownie Troop #312 gave it's Demands to the Federal Republic of Germany.
Germany surrendered after 8 days...
50
posted on
01/31/2003 12:46:20 PM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just be because your paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. :)
To: Cagey; SeeRushToldU_So
"It is said the French oppose war because they know first hand its horror," said Edward Krohn of the Naval War College. "When I see hundreds of grown French men being beaten senseless by Texas schoolgirls, I completely see their point." That line just makes me smile.......lol
51
posted on
01/31/2003 1:08:06 PM PST
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Cagey, he's been carting democrap carcasses out of Georgia!)
To: IowaHawk
I actually received this via an email today...... your hilarious work is being sent EVERYWHERE! lol
Great work.....thanks so much...........
52
posted on
01/31/2003 1:09:40 PM PST
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Cagey, he's been carting democrap carcasses out of Georgia!)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; IowaHawk
I read this article three times already and it keeps getting better.
Thanks, David
To: Shooter 2.5; FreeThinkerOfWNY
I just read it to my Marine..... he posted it to his military board! lol
55
posted on
01/31/2003 2:01:34 PM PST
by
Ligeia
To: Barset
remercie. excusez moi. je suis desolee. Vou. oh, to hell with it. I can't spell in English, either.
56
posted on
01/31/2003 2:25:47 PM PST
by
Barset
To: Moosejaw
LOL
Bump
57
posted on
01/31/2003 3:35:18 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Tag Line Service Center: Get your Tag Lines Here! Wholesale! (Cheaper by the Dozen!) Inquire Within)
To: dogbyte12
It is un
american.
(pause)
It is unenglish.
(long pause)
It is French.
--Twain
58
posted on
01/31/2003 5:38:48 PM PST
by
Erasmus
To: basil; TXBubba; Gracey; BJClinton; TheSarce; The Bat Lady; DrewsDad; austingirl
ping...
59
posted on
02/02/2003 9:39:35 AM PST
by
tarawa
To: Moosejaw
It could happen....LOL
Really funny stuff here. Thanks for the ping.
60
posted on
02/03/2003 5:21:53 PM PST
by
basil
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