[xJones]

Very funny. I liked the one about, : "I say we create a new airline, called the ACLA, the American Civil Liberties Airline where you don't check anybody, you don't ask any questions, and let those morons fly on that one." untill I thought about the innocent people in buildings that would suffer.

[Dog]

This is the one that got me laughing....

In a June Tonight Show appearance Miller mocked liberal orthodoxy: "If you put the Guantanamo Bay terrorist prison outside of Kabul it would be their Epcot."

[mvpel]

We passengers on the ACLA wouldn't sit quietly while a bunch of terrorists armed with puny box cutters threatened us. We'd simply pull out our own concealed firearms and drill them with a Glaser or two.

Flying unarmed is not a natural state of affairs, remember.

[Gopher Broke]

I may have to change my mind on him...did not like him before. Even asked ABC to dump him from Monday Night Football but he may be coming around to the good side....

[DB]

Only let them fly internationally...