[Dog]

This is the one that got me laughing....

In a June Tonight Show appearance Miller mocked liberal orthodoxy: "If you put the Guantanamo Bay terrorist prison outside of Kabul it would be their Epcot."

[fight_truth_decay]

I should have entitled this:

"The Best of Dennis Miller"
by Freepers!

[xJones]

Yes, that is funny and true. "Look! Toilets, 3 full Muslim meals a day, doctors, showers, air conditioning!" There'd be riots with Afganis trying to break in.