[Wednesday's Child]

Maybe he was happy that he still had the receipt. And if he does still have it, I wonder at what point he'll try to return it? Probably not too soon though, afterall, he still has so many things to do like arrange interviews, "possibly" play a few rounds of golf, AND search for Laci....... he's just so, so busy.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

He can always keep and and give it to his next paramour.

" Beware scuzzy men bearing Louis Vuitton Wallets".