Women Arrested for Public Sex Acts in Madison, Wis. Storefront Window

The Smoking Gun ^ | 25-Jan-2003

[Fitzcarraldo]

Meet Amy Williams, 23, and Meagan Kleinhenz, 22. The gals were popped Saturday (1/25) by Madison, Wisconsin police and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. But we're gonna let the local cops explain exactly what happened, according to a media release: "As officers were on foot patrol in the 500 block of State St., they observed a large crowd in front of Nogginz. As officers walked closer they saw two females who were directly in front of the clear storefront window, with the lights on, engaging in sexual acts for display. Apparently Williams was not wearing any clothing, except for her pants which were around her ankles. As the officers confronted the two individuals the crowd outside began to "boo" the officers. Williams and Kleinheinz tried to explain to the officers they were doing nothing wrong. Their inappropriate store front window behavior cost them a night in jail."

[ewing]

Meagan wouldnt cut it as a fluffer, and Amy is just about at the low end of the scale.

[Xenalyte]

Major Skank ping!

[RichGuy]

I would guess either of them could get picked up around closing time at a country and western bar. About three beers ugly, maybe four.

[ewing]

I hope the police 'snatched' the offenders out of the store window quickly!

[garv]

How munch are those doggies in the window?

[DAnconia55]

That's quite a scary phrase you have there.

How so?

Too accurate :)

[ewing]

ROFTLOL!

[Wolfie]

Not quite the two women in the Miller Lite ads, eh? Reality sucks.

[DAnconia55]

About three beers ugly, maybe four.

Try about 16 for the one on the right.

[ewing]

Amy is about 8-9 beers and Meghan is alcohol poisioning..

[johniegrad]

Now, now. They have just rejected the unrealistic, popular media standards of beauty forced on them by a male dominated society.

[Dog Gone]

a large crowd in front of Nogginz

How appropriate.

[Wondervixen]

Rush Limbaugh said it best, speaking of Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders...Looking at the one on the left, I think this fits:

"She looks like someone who could give a man 6 or 8 different sexually transmittable diseases...but you wouldn't care."

As for the other one, I wouldn't characterize her as ugly, but to say she's "plain" would hurt her just as bad.

[Quilla]

Williams and Kleinheinz tried to explain to the officers they were doing nothing wrong.

Ah, the Clinton defense again.

[ewing]

Did the scene of the crime smell like raw fish?

[johniegrad]

Did the scene of the crime smell like raw fish?

Now that's a low blow. Speaking of low blows....

[OXENinFLA]

Nothing that come from behind the "CHEDDAR CURTAIN" surprises me anymore.

[Lando Lincoln]

The gals were "popped" Saturday (1/25)by Madison, Wisconsin police...

Before or after they arrested them? Ah, the turn of a phrase.....

[ken5050]

Wanna bet they're both Sociology majors at the U of Wisconsin....and this little episode was a class project?

[Catspaw]

It *had* to happen on State Street.