Women Arrested for Public Sex Acts in Madison, Wis. Storefront Window

The Smoking Gun ^ | 25-Jan-2003

[Fitzcarraldo]

Meet Amy Williams, 23, and Meagan Kleinhenz, 22. The gals were popped Saturday (1/25) by Madison, Wisconsin police and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior. But we're gonna let the local cops explain exactly what happened, according to a media release: "As officers were on foot patrol in the 500 block of State St., they observed a large crowd in front of Nogginz. As officers walked closer they saw two females who were directly in front of the clear storefront window, with the lights on, engaging in sexual acts for display. Apparently Williams was not wearing any clothing, except for her pants which were around her ankles. As the officers confronted the two individuals the crowd outside began to "boo" the officers. Williams and Kleinheinz tried to explain to the officers they were doing nothing wrong. Their inappropriate store front window behavior cost them a night in jail."

[Fitzcarraldo]

[DAnconia55]

They could have been pretty at least.

Guess I'd have watched the one on the left, though.

[biblewonk]

Too ugly for normal porn and too creative to turn a normal trick.

[shekkian]

YIKES!!! If this is what the crowd was all excited about watching, I don't want to see the rest of Wisconsin!

[RichInOC]

OHHH! OHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES!

[johniegrad]

Whew, that Megan is butt-ugly. Whaddya doin' posting those pictures at lunch time?

[HELLRAISER II]

The one on the left looks pretty happy, these are police photo's aren't they? I don't think I would look to happy if I just got arrested.

[trebb]

Yep, Lesbians and Gay men - paragons of virtue, decency and social liberalism...

[Freebird Forever]

Their parents must be sooooo proud.

[Politicalmom]

She looks like a Klingon.

[DAnconia55]

Too ugly for normal porn

That's quite a scary phrase you have there.

[Billthedrill]

Life isn't fair. If I were to drop my pants in a store display window people would think I was some kind of a perv or something...

[dead]

The one on the left isn't awful (like the one on the right is) but she looks like she's been living on the street a few months, poking herself with dirty needles.

[wimpycat]

Whew, that Megan is butt-ugly. Whaddya doin' posting those pictures at lunch time?

If you read the article closely, you'll realize that probably nobody in the crowd ever saw Megan's face.

(nudge, nudge, wink, wink)

[ewing]

Yikes, I hope they had grocery bags on their heads!

No wonder they couldn't find a guy that night..

[johniegrad]

I gitcha.........."Licketysplit".

[biblewonk]

That's quite a scary phrase you have there.

How so?

[isthisnickcool]

The officers were led to the women when they saw a large number of condoms running away from from the pair. "I wasn't going to touch either of those skanks!" Said Tim Trojan, a local prophylactic.

[Augie]

Oh man, that's ate-up...

[Hemingway's Ghost]

What's the crime? The uglier one was merely enjoying a box lunch.