First ginger-haired Miss Germany answers critics (HOLD MEIN BIER?)

Ananova ^ | January 28, 2003 | Ananova

[patton]

Woh! Put a couple of bier Steins in her hands, and she would be a looker!

[Erasmus]

Now I know whats up wth Pelusi....that permanent faked smile....looks like she needs a double insulated electrical device

Of exactly what kind, we had best not speculate.

[Tax-chick]

If I am lost, your contingency plan is to BREED!

We did! Now what? How old do they have to be to sign them up for the Neanderthal Special Forces?

[Tax-chick]

Gag! Forget the hair ... what's she wearing, a Hefty bag? Nominee for the worst dressed list.

(Yes, I realize this will be a minority opinion ... and the hair still looks fake!)

[Erasmus]

The girls are partially obscuring their identifying sign.

Let's see...

The one on the left is a Schleswig and the one on the right is a Holstein.

[patton]

Neanderthal Special Forces (NASF) entry requirements include a blackbelt, expert marksmanship, and a basic knowledge of improvised field-expedient devices.

Ask my 8-year-old, he can outline the program.

[Tax-chick]

Great! My 8-year-old can shoot, and improvise expediently in the field. Can he substitute being really sneaky for the black-belt requirement?

Finally I see the boys' future ...

[Happy2BMe]

Ivan - you sure know how to pick 'em!

hehe... she "won" a trip to Egypt.

What's in Egypt?

[patton]

No. Enroll that kid in a dojo.

It will save his life, and make his career.

Goes double for girls.

[Happy2BMe]

"No, what's wrong with Pelosi is that she's had one too many of these treatments."

Ivan, Ivan, Ivan.... now admit it bloke - you got the hots for Nancy!

”NO-NO Nancy Pelosi”

[Happy2BMe]

"Is this her?"

Shhhoooo pig!

What ever happend to the frauleins?

[eldoradude]

Celts are found in Eire, U.K., France, Germany, and Spain.

[BenLurkin]

How did the old joke go?

"The ideal Aryan is as tall as Goebbels, as slim as Goering and as Blonde as Hitler"?

[BenLurkin]

Definitely a die job. (Married to wife who was once a natural red-head)

[Tax-chick]

Ah, those two little words, "was once ..."

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I am a real redhead, Hessian ( German) and Irish with 4 redheaded great grandmothers.

That gal isn't a redhead, look at the black eyebrows.

[Koblenz]

I used to live in Germany, albeit about 10 years ago. I can explain something.

When I lived in Germany, many many young women (those under 35 or so) died their hair this totally unnatural red color. It was almost maroonish black. Not a great color, and I never saw it in the states. A lot of Germans thought it was horrible, however. So I think this might be a case of backlash against the red dye...

[BenLurkin]

A very poor choice of words on my part. BenLurkin isn't the spry young buck he once was, and Mrs. BenLurkin gets more beautiful every happy year we are married.

[Mr. Thorne]

hmmm, I went a' lookin' for Redheads...

Lookie what I found!

So great is her power, that I actually watched the end of Larry King a few nights back. She, Herself was on.