Posted on 01/27/2003 1:34:54 PM PST by Stand Watch Listen
And aspirin - be very afraid of giant ASPIRIN attacks. LOL.
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said Hillary. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" asked Hillary.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Frankly I can't verify several of his answers. The comment pertaining the cruise missiles over Afganistan and the Sudan is an easy one, 'Wag the Dog'.
If anyone can refute the other comments, please do so and I will pass them along.
#After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured 1,000; President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
-Clinton had been in office only 30 days when this happened but the Blind Sheik Abdul Rahman and his henchmen were caught and in prison in USA since 1995. The sheik's son and al queda trainer, Ahmed Abdel-Rahman was captured by Northern Alliance in Afghanistan.
#After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
-5 men picked up by Saudi authorities a year later for this Riyadh car bombing, and beheaded.
#After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
-Were believed to be the same perpetrators of the Riyadh bombing. Saudis had rejected U.S. government requests to interview the four Saudis convicted of the 1995 bombing before they were beheaded. Ashcroft indicted 14 more individuals in 2001 but have none in custody. He also accused IRAN's security services of assisting in the attack. That is why we are attacking IRAQ.
#After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
-1998 Fired cruise missiles at the Afghanistan training base and on targets in the Sudan. You criticized him for that, remember? because he shot all those missiles and didn't kill Bin Laden? Unlike George Bush who used the Army, Navy, Marines, and Air Force to miss Bin Laden. But, he did get some of the Canadians.
Then in 1999, 200 cruise missiles from eight Navy warships, 300 strike fighters, bombers and support aircraft attacked IRAQ for treaty violations. Supported by Trent Lott and Jesse Helms. But opposed to that attack were Pat Buchannan, John McLaughlin, and our trustworthy friend Scott Ritter. Accused of wagging the dog.
#After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished
-FBI and CIA helped to investigate. 6 were arrested but Yemen refused extradition of suspects to another country under their constitution. The USA provided intelligence support for a raid by the Yemen gov't on an Alqaeda camp in south western Yemen. Several Yemeni soldiers were killed, al queda guys got away. Yemen has been site of 3 others bombings since Bush took office and although opposed to US and an ally of Iraq during previous attacks on Iraq, is now considered an ally by Bush.
Here's another tid bit: Previous USA initiated regime changes: Afghanistan, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Cuba, Guatemala, Honduras, Panama, Haiti, Chile, Argentina, Vietnam, and the Philippines. How many had a favorable outcome? Well, we did get rid of Marcos in the Philippines, even if we did move him to Hawaii to punish him.
The only people to blame for September 11 were the guys who did it and their supporters.
Isn't it frightening to think of what they consider liberal enough? I don't think that Orwell could dream up the type of society they would plan out.
Pray for GW and our Troops
First off, The title 'leader' in association with this wretched and manipulative woman, is really disingenuous--- in fact, to be quite clear, she should be characterized as a 'Professional Mis-Leader' . She is more than capable of ruining people, places and things---(and on a rather consistent basis I might add)and her rude (and distinctly partisan)statements which are arriving on my radio, TV and online are getting more airplay by the week are nearly enough for me to bear.Ahhhhh, But I will 'be shaken not', as they say. For 'the old get old' ( and she's into middle age now isn't she?) and the young get stronger'.(It must take an awful lot of energy to control your disdain for everyone around you, on a daily basis,don't you think?) Surely there will be more young people to come,who don't follow Saul Alinskys Leftist Radical Handbook--- or at least some strong Conservative Viper, who perhaps will read that book and throw it right back at her,without fear of retribution.Please Lord, Let it happen soon.Many people correctly assumed she was a negative influence while she was in the W.H. for 8 years.That's nothing in comparison to what she has in mind for destroying most (if not all) American Values in her position as an (elected??? Still LOL) Senator from N.Y.
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