[1Old Pro]

I heard his motto when he sold used cars was: Bring your daughter in and we'll dicker.

[DoughtyOne]

She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horse manure.

Speaking of manure, I didn't think much of Ritter before this. Now he's even lower in my estimation, and he's steaming.

[techcor]

Do the "Amber Alerts" have any logo? If not, just "Amber Alert: Scott Ritter in town" should do.

[Nachum]

Scott Ritter- Mr. Amber Alert