Sign suggestions to protest perver Ritter at college speech.

[demnomo]

"If you were born before Desert Storm you're too old."

That's a classic!!! I wish I lived in Scenectady. I'd carry that one fer sure...

[Terriergal]

Why don't we just get some area freepers to organize it?

[Oberon]

"Weapon of @$$ destruction."

[Terriergal]

LOL! Good point! So basically, in relation, Ritter's a saint!

[sinclair]

If WMD looked like little girls Scott Ritter could find them all over Iraq.

[anymouse]

"Scott Ritter: A weapon of massive self-distruction."

[Keith in Iowa]

You must be at least 15 or younger to ride ScudMuffin Scottie

[BufordP]

Thanks! I hope we get an after-action report with pictures
of this.

[doug from upland]

I couldn't find the flyer.

[Johnny Gage]

How about:

Welcome to Albany
Mr. Scott "Saddam-ite, Ima U.N. lovin, Anti-USA, traitorous, Iraqi whore" Ritter

or

Hey Scott - Got pedophilia??

[ColdSteelTalon]

Hey lets make a list of guys in popular culture who chase or who have chased after underage girls. Lets see I can think of two off-hand.

Charlie Chaplin.
Ted Nugent.

Any suggestions???

[new cruelty]

Woody Allen
Roman Polanski

[VaBthang4]

Hey little girl, let's play...

"Hide The Scud"

[TexKat]

SCOTT RITTER'S BIOLOGICAL WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION SPURTS OUT TONIGHT AT 7 P.M.

BURGERS AND FRIES FREE FOR ALL THE LITTLE CHIRRENS.

[cake_crumb]

This is adapted ( I think ) I forget which poster, on the thread where Ritter finally made a statement to the press:

If There Was NO Crime, How Did the Court Know What to SEAL??"

[Catspaw]

I searched for the original sexual predator alert with Klintoon and found nothing. We need a creative Freeper to re-design one that we can e-mail around.

That's the one I was thinking of--a few modifications and it's good to go for William Scott Ritter Jr., aka Scott Ritter (aka ______ Ritter's trolling screen name). All we need is an estimate of his height & weight--we already have his hair color & eye color. Too bad we don't know if he has any tattoos (or *other* things) for the "identifying marks" section.

[mewzilla]

PERVS FOR (A) PIECE

[cake_crumb]

"I think I'm beating this idea to death but put up a sign saying "COME HEAR SPEECH by CHILD MOLESTER SCOTT RITTER" and put the proper time and location."

How about:

"COME HEAR HERE SPEECH by CHILD MOLESTER SCOTT RITTER" ?

[doug from upland]

Perhaps even more effective than signs, is a brief and hard-hitting song. Even with a terrible voice, you can sing this. With three or four people together, it sounds awesome. Imagine if Scotty is greeted with this ---

MIDI - BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC -- version 1

There's a warning that we have to give…we hope that you will heed
There's a pervert who's not sorry for his filthy little deeds
He will say it's no big deal...he's a man who has his needs
Scott Ritter, shame on you

Everybody, hide your daughters
Everybody, hide your daughters
Everybody, hide your daughters …Scott Ritter, shame on you

[demnomo]

Dang. I can't remember which FReeper had the original. Oh, well, maybe a poster/sign saying "Unapologetic Sexual Predator Alert" will suffice.