[The Great Satan]

With the possible exception of Bob Stevens, all the deaths were accidental, when highly refined anthrax spores seeped through the pores in the threatening letters as they passed through mail sorting machinery. I say with the possible exception of Bob Stevens, because the government has decided the public is better off not knowing the nature of the two anthrax-bearing letters received at AMI. I wonder why?

[Southack]

"I say with the possible exception of Bob Stevens, because the government has decided the public is better off not knowing the nature of the two anthrax-bearing letters received at AMI. I wonder why?"

Is that a trick question?! One would presume that the "why" has to do with a potential evidenciary link back to a state sponsor, something that would need to be kept quiet until the release of that information would no longer endanger our retaliatory plans...