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Dennis Miller on Abortion
http://www.valleyskeptic.com/dm_abortion.html ^

Posted on 01/22/2003 8:00:21 AM PST by no other way out

Now I don't want to get off on a rant here, because basically tonight's topic is a minefield - Abortion. I couldn't be anymore on tiptoes if the show was being produced by George Balanchine. This is the Big Debate, and I'm talking bigger than who was the better Darren on Bewitched. Abortion is our nation's "Final Jeopardy," and I'll wager, Alex, that if our nation fights another Civil War, it will be about this. And I would remind you that this all from my perspective, the male perspective, a one-step-removed perspective, because I will obviously never have to decide on whether or not I should have an abortion. And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow. Having men decide the fate of a woman's reproductive system makes about as much sense as asking Quentin Crisp to coach the Raiders. All right, enough qualifying, let's get on with it. There's no doubt that passions run high on both sides, and this issue has created a divide in this country not seen since Carly Simon last yawned in public. The prevailing opinions on a woman's freedom to choose are going further to the right than a Greg Norman tee shot.

Pro-life activists attempt to paint anyone pro-choice as having no morals. On the other side of the ledger, pro-choicers are tagging pro-lifers as crazed and backward bible-thumpers bent on running the lives of the people who disagree with them. The truth, as always, is, the case of human endeavors lies somewhere in between. As much as the advance scouts on either side of this issue might not want to admit it, good people do get abortions and other good people are pained by their decision to get one.

Where do I stand? Well, I'm like most of you, I presume, I think there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the day, as much as I might disapprove, none of them are really any of my business. Look, there are always going to be arguments on this issue. The debate will rage until the end of time no matter what the whim of the Papal infallibility or the politics of the decade. But the simple truth is, that such a passionate and personal decision dictates that the choice be left to the individual. And you know, that's really all we can do, because we're just human beings, stumbling around in the dark, trying to get to the bathroom and kicking the shit out of our shins on the way there.

Now there's some things all right-minded human beings should agree on. We should all agree that abortions should be legal in the case of rape, incest and when the mother's life is at risk -- that's just common sense. But excluding that obvious assumption, everything else in the abortion arena is "in play." There are many quagmires complicating this issue. Religion. Now it seems that religion is most often the backboard for every bank shot put up by someone making it their business to get into your business. Roman Catholic doctrine forbids abortion. Fine. Take that into consideration when you make your decision. Right-to-life proponents contend that abortion is immoral. Fine. Take that into consideration when you make your decision. Another pothole on the road to a sensible resolution to abortion is "when does life begin?" At conception? When a heartbeat is detected? At the first drawn breath? You know, for me it wasn't until last Tuesday. Until then I was just a sperm with an accountant! Okay, so those are the variables, and there are obviously millions more variables that make each individual case unique. But the more you think about it, and the more it makes your head spin, and the more confused you get trying to figure out someone else's life for them, it becomes increasingly apparent that it has to be the call of the individual who is pregnant, because the collective, one way or another, won't have to suffer the consequences of that most personal of all decisions.

My fellow Americans, it is time to suck it up. Look deep into your immortal soul (if you believe you have one) and do the right thing. Have the courage and strength to live your own life, by your own standards, and stop trying to call the shots for everyone else. We all live with glaring inconsistencies, and sometimes, when you see something going on right in front of you that offends you to the very core of your being, sometimes the best thing you can do is walk away, because you know that's exactly what you would want them to do for you. There's only one judge on all this and that's God. And you don't get to meet him until you go backstage after the play is over. And believe me, you do not want to get a "thumbs down" from the guy who created thumbs, all right? In the interim, everybody has got to tend their own garden vis-a-vis abortion. And remember, when it comes to your body, only you wear the robes, and only you carry the gavel.

Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.


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To: Deb
The last sentence in my post was a response to his claim that I had to do those things and had nothing to do with my questions to him. It's not possible (for you) to jump into the middle of a discussion without reading the whole discussion.

So, the amount of discussion read determines the successfulness of (me) jumping in? Is the success of jumping in a gradual thing? Does the success of jumping in fade in as the degee of discussion read increase? :|

241 posted on 01/22/2003 6:06:10 PM PST by FreeReign
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To: tpaine
Fight my actual words

That would be like mentally jousting with Hup and I'm not that slow.

242 posted on 01/22/2003 6:09:34 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em anyway)
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To: thisiskubrick
So I take it that you're against "morning after" pills?

They are irrelevant IMHO because there is reasonable doubt. That reasonable doubt does not exist with abortion.

243 posted on 01/22/2003 6:10:40 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em anyway)
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To: AppyPappy
Cute. - But as usual, inane.


244 posted on 01/22/2003 6:11:54 PM PST by tpaine
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To: tpaine
It would help if you would say something.
245 posted on 01/22/2003 6:13:15 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em anyway)
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To: FreeReign; Deb
We were having a discussion?

Sounded more like an inquisition to me.
- Which is why I disengaged. -- The thumbscews were next.
246 posted on 01/22/2003 6:20:52 PM PST by tpaine
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To: AppyPappy
It would ~really~ help if you could understand what was said.
247 posted on 01/22/2003 6:22:55 PM PST by tpaine
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To: FreeReign
Yes.

No.

Yes.

248 posted on 01/22/2003 6:25:12 PM PST by Deb
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To: no other way out
Funny ... Unusual piece from that guy.

(And most unusually for ANYBODY in the public eye, he doesn't spit venomous hatred at the pro-life movement.)

But I don't understand how he can reconcile these two sentences: " There's only one judge on all this and that's God. And you don't get to meet him until you go backstage after the play is over. ..... And remember, when it comes to your body, only you wear the robes, and only you carry the gavel.

Guess he'll (and many others) have to be judged by their ultimate actions: But they will be held accountable in the end. And that Judge doesn't isn't voted on by the corrupt democrat Senate.

249 posted on 01/22/2003 6:27:58 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE ((I really want to kill that D**M ostrich..... Why can't we donate our taxes to FR, vice the IRS?))
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To: Deb
Yes. No. Yes.

Do these answers not matter unless they are argued before a court of law?

250 posted on 01/22/2003 6:30:22 PM PST by FreeReign
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To: tom h
I am very happy for you and your family. You will be able to do all those things,
decorating and climbing mountains, with two extra hands on board. :)
251 posted on 01/22/2003 6:31:03 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: tpaine
Responding to your brain/soul nonsense was "like an inquisition"? Keep to the less challenging threads and you'll be okay.
252 posted on 01/22/2003 6:33:37 PM PST by Deb
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To: FreeReign
If a man makes a statement and a woman isn't there to tell him he's full of shit...will he still wash the car?
253 posted on 01/22/2003 6:38:08 PM PST by Deb
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To: mason123
Saddam has killed over 1.5 millions of his OWN people with his previous chemical, conventional, and biological weapons.

Saddam has killed Maericans, Isrealis, and international innocents already; and has sworn to use any weapon available (including nuclear weapons, biological weapons, and chemical weapons - ALL of which he has been making, and been trying to make more of) to kill as many millions of AAmericans as possible.

The abortionist industry has killed 45 million American taxpayers since 1973.

I too wonder who is the greater threat.
254 posted on 01/22/2003 6:45:45 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE ((I really want to kill that D**M ostrich..... Why can't we donate our taxes to FR, vice the IRS?))
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To: mason123
Only 2 in every 100 abortions is done (as a deliberate medical operation) for "the life of the mother." Only 1 per 100 is involved in a "rape or incest" case.

The rest are for "convenience of the mother."

The democrat party has sold its soul to prevent stretch marks on the tummies of irresponsible, selfish women.
255 posted on 01/22/2003 6:50:05 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE ((I really want to kill that D**M ostrich..... Why can't we donate our taxes to FR, vice the IRS?))
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Saddam has killed over 1.5 millions of his OWN people with his previous chemical, conventional, and biological weapons...

The abortionist industry has killed 45 million American taxpayers since 1973....

I too wonder who is the greater threat.

Why spend even a second trying to differenciate which is worse. Both are evil -- both need to be stopped.

256 posted on 01/22/2003 6:53:33 PM PST by FreeReign
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To: expatpat
If Dennis had been around in the mid-1800's, he would presumably have argued that the ownership of slaves should be a personal decision of each landowner.

The ninteenth century version of pro-choice.

257 posted on 01/22/2003 6:53:53 PM PST by reg45
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To: no other way out
The abortion issue is the modern "Slavery Issue," and that has nothing to do with Abortion...

When the question of slavery was the question of the day, you had the slavery supporters, who thought that black people, the slaves, were less than human. They had no problems with subjigating the slaves, and some had even less regard for slaves than other property or animals.

On the other hand, there were the abolitionists, who believe that slaves were human beings, and that slavery was an affront to G-d.

The slave owners believed that the abolitionists were a bunch of busy-body interlopers, and what the slave owners did with their own property was none of their damn business: It was a private matter what they did with their private property.

It's that simple... There will never be an agreement on the core issue of abortion, for the simple reason that pro-life supporters believe that with an abortion, you are killing a human being. Pro-abortion supporters believe that the fetus is not a human being, so it's no big deal. What the pro-abortion supporters are doing is demanding that the pro-life supporters just idly stand by and do nothing while they see human beings being murdered. No real difference between the supporters of slavery and the supporters of abortion. I found it interesting that Dennis mentioned that the abortion issue could be the source of another civil war, because he may be right.

Mark

258 posted on 01/22/2003 6:55:27 PM PST by MarkL
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To: Deb
If a man makes a statement and a woman isn't there to tell him he's full of shit...will he still wash the car?

Not when it's five degrees below zero he won't.

259 posted on 01/22/2003 6:57:05 PM PST by FreeReign
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To: MarkL
...What the pro-abortion supporters are doing is demanding that the pro-life supporters just idly stand by and do nothing while they see human beings being murdered.

That's because the pro-aborts can never admit to themselves that pro-lifers actually and honestly feel abortion is murder. Instead they project pro-lifers as people who want to control the moral behavior of other people's victimless activity.

260 posted on 01/22/2003 7:03:41 PM PST by FreeReign
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