[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:


When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old
lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I
stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I
have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to
me every morning and then gets up and makes me
pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground
coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"

She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and
my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for
half the afternoon." I said, "Well, why are you
crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet
meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then
makes love to me until 2:00 a.m. I said, "Well, why
in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

[Kathy in Alaska]

"She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

This could be a problem. LOL! Off to email.

[snippy_about_it]

I don't know where you get this stuff from but it is hilarious!

[radu]

She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

This is a great way to start the day...with a good laugh! LOL!