[Kathy in Alaska]

I like Socks just fine, but no for Christmas.

[Dubya]

The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding,
rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket.

[snippy_about_it]

I'm off to bed, did you get my return freepmail this morning?