To: southerngrit
Female brain
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired
and somber."I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is
a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is
the only hope. You will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great
length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to
smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone
wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled
at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just
standard procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains,
because they've actually been used."
172 posted on
01/22/2003 6:22:30 PM PST by
Radix
(Radix is a closet chauvanist pig!)
To: Radix
Hah!!
Hope you have a walk-in closet - you might have to convert the silly thing to a fallout shelter...
Here's a little something from my e-mail in box:
English Assignment
Students at Harvard English 101 class were asked to write a CONCISE essay containing four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery.
The only "A+" in the class read:
"My God, said the Queen, "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it?"
176 posted on
01/22/2003 6:35:04 PM PST by
southerngrit
(Matriarchs Rule!!)
To: Radix
LOL
185 posted on
01/22/2003 6:43:49 PM PST by
Dubya
(JESUS SAVES)
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