[tomkow6]

OK!......Gotta leave now..........AmVets meeting tonight!

I'll be back, if my rotten kid hasn't taken over the 'puter for home work!

[Dubya]

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on

their faces.

The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love

to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the

redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

[Kathy in Alaska]

Have a good meeting, Tom. Thank you for your service to our country.