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To: doug from upland

MATH DIVISION QUESTION:

Multiple choice

How many times does 39 go into 14?

__ A) 14 can't be divided by 39

__ B) .36 times

__ C) None, if the police catch him first

__ D) Both B and C

116 posted on 01/20/2003 7:35:45 PM PST by doug from upland (May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits)

To: doug from upland

Scott Ritter said Saddam is a threat.

Scott Ritter said Saddam is a treat.

Scott Ritter, 41, wooed Susie Creamcheese, 14.

Ritter is claiming the typo defense.

Ritter claimed police had arrested another Ritter.

Whose mug shot shows him to be a Ritter-ringer.

Ultimately, Saddam Hussein will use this same defense:

"What! Weapons of mass destruction! All these men running around looking just like me! Surely you cannot hold me responsible! It is preposterous!"

124 posted on 01/20/2003 7:45:19 PM PST by PhilDragoo

To: doug from upland

LOL...__ D) Both B and C

At this time of night I ENJOY creepy.

126 posted on 01/20/2003 7:48:52 PM PST by cake_crumb (What would we do without FR? Don't wait to find out. Become a monthly donor.)

To: doug from upland

E) none of the above. The correct answer is at least once. ( or B, 0.36 for technical geeks)

160 posted on 01/20/2003 9:30:32 PM PST by Indy Pendance

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