[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Where to begin?

"The government could also monitor people who have accrued a lot of credit card debt, he added, giving the example of the Sept. 11 terrorist who racked up $260,000 of debt on 30 credit cards."

Yeah right. One terrorist had credit card debt. Thus, we must profile all people with credit card debt as possible terrorists.

How about this for a headline?

"Clinton Sees Link Between Credit Card Debt and Terrorism"

First line, "Rather than racially or religiously profile US immigrants, former impeached and disbarred President Clinton says that we should watch for the link between high credit card debt as a clue to possible terrorist activity. In a previous speech, he had claimed that our ancestors' sin of slavery is what led to 9/11..."

[Calico Cat]

"The government could also monitor people who have accrued a lot of credit card debt..."

Whoops! I'm in trouble! I expect the FBI to show up on my doorstep any day now!

But it's better than hurting a young Muslim man's feeeeelings, isn't it?