[Pippin]

My top ten list of how I would like to tell off my Liberal coworkers but amd silenced by thier stupidity (Or maybe it's my stupidity): 10: When one of them says with authorty that Pres. Bush and Gov. Ehrlich are both going to 1-term servers. I want to scream at them that they Can't predict or demand that INFORMED voters vote for THIER candidates!

09: Maybe they should get a life!

08: If I could do it, I'd move to a more conservative and sensable state!

07: Bill Clinton and his ilk are EVIL!(So's Hillary)

06: Quit Your whining!

05: Gore lost after he tried to steal the election, so GET OVER IT!

04: It's the right side's turn, STUPID!

03: Stop calling OUR President a MORON!

02: (with apologies to MUDBOY slim) REPUBLICANS RULE!

01: and the number one thing I wish I could say out loud to them, " W in '04!"

Another product of being surrounded by lamebraines who can't even think for themselves!

[Mudboy Slim]

Great list, Pippin...but the best way I've found fer dealin' with unrecalcitrant Lib'rals is to adopt an arrogant air of prescient wisdom and faux paternalistic concern with their afflictions. Remember, All RATS Are IGNORANT DOLTS...except fer the ones who are just plain EVIL!!!

So Sayeth the Word of...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

" W in '04!"

And a Filibuster-proof Senate...MUD