Caption/Photoshop Sheryl Crow's T-Shirt at the American Music Awards!

Original AP Photo ^ | January 14, 2003 | FR's gunstreetguy

[Wondervixen]

For most of us who actually LISTENED in American History class, we earned our "A's" through Study and Sweat.

It's quite clear that Sheryl and all the other women on the left who subscribe to this "War Never Solved Anything" philosophy earned THEIR "A's" through Suction and Saliva.

[TC Rider]

She was a backup singer for Richard Marx.

Heck, she was a backup singer for Michael Jackson. Probably couldn't figure out why he didn't hit on her.

[gunstreetguy]

"Hits" include:

Don't mean nothing
Hold on to the nights
Right Here Waiting

Very forgettable.

[hardhead]

Anything more than a mouthful is wasted. Does she have a bullet-proof vest underneath that tee?

[ewing]

I am surprised at someone like Sheryl who started with a background teaching elementary school in Missouri is now hanging at fashion shows with Chelsea..

[linn37]

I'm thinking she should hitch up what little she has with a decent bra............

[Delbert]

After Sebastian Bach left the band Skid Row, they needed a new singer...turns out they found one in Richard Marx....The new band name?.... Skid Marx. (rim shot please)
I'll be here all week folks and don't forget to tip your waitress.

[ewing]

She is about 40, that is probably all she has left!

[Gasshog]

Eet iz my Masterpiece!!

=^____^=

[ewing]

It looks like she could be pregnant..

[Charles Henrickson]

Re #11: I was wondering whatever happened to Ann Murray.

I think you mean Patty Murray:

Now if someone can Photoshop Sheryl Crow's head onto this Kristina Olsen idiot . . .

. . . then they can form a trio and call themselves, "The Lenin Sisters" or "The Osama Mamas and the Papas."

[joebuck]

"Caution: Objects may be smaller than they appear in mirror"

[Suedo]

FYI, that is NOT Sheryl with Gwenyth and Chelsea......that is Madonna!!

Suedo

[ewing]

LOL!

[ewing]

I thought it was Madonna as well, but the picture was on a Cheryl Crow website.

[gunstreetguy]

How about this one?

[Gasshog]

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Lenin Sisters!!

[dfwgator]

Who's Richard Marx?

Karl's brother?

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[Charles Henrickson]

Hairdo Marx.