[VA_Gentleman]

Forget about what Sheryl Crow has to say about worldly issues. What has Carrott Topp had to say? That's what really matters.

[Charles Martel]

Forget about what Sheryl Crow has to say about worldly issues. What has Carrott Topp had to say? That's what really matters.

Sadly, Carrot Top might just really be more intelligent than Ms. Crow. In fairness, though, she is a lot easier to look at. She should confine herself to performing mediocre pop rock music and avoid swimming out of her depth, which she clearly is.

Now, if they'd only add Cheryl Crow to the upcoming Nintendo game: "MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch". The good news is, this game *will* allow the player to brutally kill Carrot Top. Finally! ;-)

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

What has Carrott Topp had to say? That's what really matters.

I'm holding out for the Pauly Shore/Adam Sandler joint press conference to help me make up my mind. </ sarcasm, just in case it wasn't obvious>

[wasp69]

What has Carrott Topp had to say? That's what really matters.

"Dial 1-800-CALL-ATT!" Oh yeah, and "The monkey always gets the girl".