Sadly, Carrot Top might just really be more intelligent than Ms. Crow. In fairness, though, she is a lot easier to look at. She should confine herself to performing mediocre pop rock music and avoid swimming out of her depth, which she clearly is.
Now, if they'd only add Cheryl Crow to the upcoming Nintendo game: "MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch". The good news is, this game *will* allow the player to brutally kill Carrot Top. Finally! ;-)