Sheryl Crow Warns of 'Huge Karmic Retributions' If US Goes to War

The Drudge Report ^ | January 14, 2003 | Matt Drudge

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FLASH -DICK CLARK AMEIRCAN MUSIC AWARDS FLOP 9.3/13 RATING (where Sheryl Crow made the anti-war statement)

LOWEST AUDIENCE IN ABC HISTORY OF THE SHOW (DOWN FROM 11.5/17 IN 2002)

FINISHES IN 3RD PLACE FOR THE NIGHT, DWARFED BY FOX'S 'JOE MILLIONAIRE' 12.8/18 , CBS EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND 10.1/14

[borkrules]

See, I heard she was the Hollywood bicycle. Everybody got their chance to ride her.

[RowdyYates]

I did hear her sing live at an outdoor event in WI. She was off key and couldn't hit her high notes. It was HORRIBLE!!

[dfwgator]

Last time I saw teeth like that, it had a bit in its mouth.

[RoseofTexas]

I so Freakin upset with those FREAKIN MORONS I COULD SCREAMMMMMMMMMMM!! How soon they forgot about the DESTRUCTION on our very own soil, the WTC!! Hell, if I remember correctly, W hadn't even spewed any WAR CRAP, it was the freakin RAPIST that got us into this mess!! I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, I HOPE HELLywood goes up in flames along with those anti-american flower power induced drughead bastards!

[TheSpottedOwl]

Last time I saw teeth like that, it had a bit in its mouth.

LMAO!!! God that is so mean, hahahaa!!!

Good Lord, another "celebrity" shooting her mouth off. Guess this means that Sean Penn gets bumped to getting strapped to the fourth missile we lob at Iraq. Ladies first, ya know?(Let's see; Barbra, Sheryl, Martin, and Sean)

[RoseofTexas]

Ooops, I meant I'm for I, OH well, I did say I was PO! :)

[sanchmo]

[beaversmom]

Sheryl specializes in Karmic policy as affected by foreign policy. We can't expect her to be well versed on tax/fiscal policy as well, can we? You may want to do a google search and see what the actress Janeane Garafalo has said regarding fiscal policy. Hope this helps. Happy investing.

[ewing]

I think Cheryl is really choosing the wrong stage here to vioce her opinions.

She just looks like another doofus like Richard Gere at the Oscars.. she can say these things at her concerts and no one will care

[riri]

Looks like a breast lift is in order. Pronto.

[TheSpottedOwl]

I so Freakin upset with those FREAKIN MORONS I COULD SCREAMMMMMMMMMMM!! How soon they forgot about the DESTRUCTION on our very own soil, the WTC!! Hell, if I remember correctly, W hadn't even spewed any WAR CRAP, it was the freakin RAPIST that got us into this mess!! I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, I HOPE HELLywood goes up in flames along with those anti-american flower power induced drughead bastards!

Tell us how you feel. No, seriously :-) Heehee, I hear ya; these people are spoiled little jerks, parroting what they think their fans want to hear.

[CoolPapaBoze]

I have the answer she's looking for in that picture: it's called a bra.

[vetvetdoug]

I like Sheryl Crow, I just don't like her politics. I would like the opportunity to discuss politics and music over a bottle of wine.....

[montomike]

I agree. She should just stick to music and entertaining the masses. There must be some sort of automatically engrained power trip that occurs when you get used to performing in front of thousands of people.

[lainie]

lol -- what the hell is that?

[TheSpottedOwl]

Looks like a breast lift is in order. Pronto.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you need breasts in the first place? She's a little on the flat side. Of course I'm just going by that pic of her in the white tee shirt.

[lainie]

She's reportedly had sex with Clapton, and "Clapton is God," ergo..

[gunstreetguy]

I made this one this morning.

[DWSUWF]

"...Sheryl Crow Warns of 'Huge Karmic Retributions' If US Goes to War..."

Wouldn't 'Huge Karmic Retributions' only be an issue for us if we were destroying a Hindu country?

When we turn these middle eastern countries into parking lots aren't we asking for problems from the Blue djinni, or mohammed's ghost?

Maybe a touch of 'allah's revenge' (gonorrhea)?

Something a little more sand-goblinish...

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She must be approaching 40..