[Prolix]

A Libertarian is a Conservative with a Water Pipe.

That and post 42 are the funniest things I've read in a long time. They also hit the nail right on the head. Perhaps truth is funnier than fiction.

[Protagoras]

They also hit the nail right on the head.

The only water pipes I have go into my kitchen and shower. So much for hitting the nail on the head.