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To: arj
A nun wakes up, gets out of bed and dresses, and heads out of her room. In the hall she passes another nun and warmly greets her, only to get the reply "I see you woke up on the wrong side of the bed today."

Confused, she continues down the hall. Determined to be more cheerful, she warmly greets anonther nun, only to here the same reply, "I see you woke up on the wrong side of the bed today."

This continues throughout the morning. Finally, at her wits' end, she goes to the mother superior and tells her tale of woe. "All day long, no matter how cheerful, no matter how bright, every time I say hello to someone, they always look me in the eye and say sternly 'I see you woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.' I just don't understand it! Why would they do such a thing; why are they being so mean to me?" The Mother Superior sits down next to her to consol her and tells her "They weren't being mean to you. They were just pointing out that you are wearing Father's shoes!"

14 posted on 01/09/2003 8:32:02 AM PST by RayBob (Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm going to Hell, aren't I?)
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To: RayBob
"They were just pointing out that you are wearing Father's shoes."

My, what big feet you have Sister...er, Father...er, Sister...er.....Oh these times we live in!
179 posted on 01/09/2003 12:52:09 PM PST by ricpic
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