Hringas þríe þéodnum Ælfa, allra ældestum, ofer eormengrunde. Hringas seofun innan sele stænnum Dwergdryhtnum. Derc heara hús. Hringas nigon néote Moncynn, hláfordas méra mégas déaðfæge. Heolstres Hearra hring ánne weardað in dryhtsele dimmum on dercan þrymmsetle þér licgað scedwa in londe Mordores. Hring án gewalde, hring án gefinde, hring án gebringe, hring án gebinde þéoda swá þéowas in þéostrum tógedere þér licgað scedwa in londe Mordores
Rings three for the rulers of Elves, eldest of all, above the mighty-ground. Rings seven, in halls of stone, for the Dwarf-leaders. Dark their houses. Rings nine (may) Mankind use/enjoy, masters of horses, kinsmen fated-to-die. Dark's Lord wards one ring in dim/gloomy leader-hall on dark majesty-seat. where lie shadows in Mordor's land. Ring one (may) rule, Ring one (may) find, Ring one (may) bring, Ring one (may) bind nations as slaves in darkness together where lie shadows in Mordor's land.
This ring and no other was made by the elves,
Who'd pawn their own mother to grab it themselves.
Ruler of creeper mortal, and scallop,
This is a sleeper that packs quite a whallop.
The power almighty rests in this one ring.
The power alrighty for doing your own thing.
If busted or broken, it can not be remade.
If found, send to Sorhead. (The postage is prepaid.)
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)