This ring and no other was made by the elves,
Who'd pawn their own mother to grab it themselves.
Ruler of creeper mortal, and scallop,
This is a sleeper that packs quite a whallop.
The power almighty rests in this one ring.
The power alrighty for doing your own thing.
If busted or broken, it can not be remade.
If found, send to Sorhead. (The postage is prepaid.)
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)