If I didn't have sugar and caffeine, I am quite sure I would simply melt into a puddle like the Wicked Witch of the West.
Rhetorical questions: Will there be coffee available 24/7 on the ship? Or will I have to smuggle my trusty, unbreakable 4-cup travel coffee maker deep within my grip, carefully wrapped in my socks and underpants like the most precious of jewels? Will I ever sleep again after I acquire several pounds of genuine Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee from its native land while on this cruise, then tap a vein with an IV needle to ingest it on the trip back? These and other questions will be answered at about 4 PM on 31 May, aboard the good ship Carnival Triumph.
Leni