"How do you like this knobby, Bahamian club I bought?" the sargeant said, softly.
"These are the times that try men's souls," he said, painefully.
There, I've qualified for the contest, he said, swiftly.
Congressman Billybob
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OOPS! Not so fast, my First Amendment friend!! Ya' gotta post two more Tom Swifties NEXT week!!
The contest is set up to keep everyone thinkin' about this wonderful FReeper cruise over the next two weeks.
WEEK ONE of the contest began yesterday.
WEEK TWO of the contest begins on Tuesday, January 21.
So to be sure you are entered in the drawing, post two Tom Freepies before Tuesday, January 21 and THEN, TWO MORE Tom Freepies between Tuesday January 21 and the end of the Contest at midnight on January 28th!!
Everyone loves reading the wit and wisdom being posted so far - but don't forget to come back again next week and shower us with more of your conservative cleverness in the...
TOM FREEPIE CRUISE CONTEST!!!
Dittomom
Cruise Contest Committee Chairperson