Freeper Caribbean Cruise May 31-June 6, Staterooms As Low As $610 Per Person For Entire Week!

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[Molly Pitcher]

There, I've qualified.

Yes you have. Thanks for entering!

[Rad_J]

"I almost made it to paradise!", said the transvestite terrorist virginally.

"I want to give back some of the people's money", said Bush cuttingly.

[Palladin]

"I love my new job as a Carter's panty inspector'" said Scott Ritter, girlishly.

[Bizzy Bugz]

"Sadam must unarm Iraq" said Colin Powell stately

Yipeeeeee. My fourth one.

"My thinking cap went on hiatus" she (Bizzy Bugz) said blankly.

I do hope the ship leaves on time as I am looking forward to meeting so many of my fellow freepers

[dittomom]

Thanks for getting your entries in!

Good Luck!!!

[sharktrager]

"I do not wear a toupee!", said Gary Condit baldly.

"I wonder if there is a bowling alley on the boat?", said Billy sparingly.

[dittomom]

Thanks for entering the contest. Hope you enjoyed coming up with your "Tom Freepies."

Good Luck!!!

[Molly Pitcher]

Thanks for the Tom FReepies! The Contest continues....

[Slip18]

These Tom Swifties have been so entertaining that Cyber and I want to add another award of $25 to the winner. That will at least pay for a bottle of good wine.

Heck, if we can't go, we can at least entertain a bit, said Slip spunkily.

Can we mail you the check, Leni?

[Slip18]

Maybe the next cruise, Abner? We had so much fun. I'm so darned jealous of everyone else who is going on this one. There's got to be a Tom Swiftie in there somewhere, but I can't think of it.

[RaceBannon]

RaceBannon fastly said,"The Atkins diet worked for me".

"Bill Clinton Married My Sister", said Doctor Raoul devilishly.

"Bill Clinton: We have you surrounded! Drop the Cigar! Step away from the intern! And come out...with your pants...up!" said the DC Freepers arrestingly.

"Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham are foxes" said RaceBannon slyly.

"Taxman soared like a real Balloon Pilot in the US FLAG Balloon!" Abner said lightly.

"George Bush Knew 9/11 was going to happen!" screamed the left-wing protester foolishly!

"Hell, No, We won't Go!" said the overage, smelly hippie cowardly.

"Mr Gorbachov, Tear Down This Wall!" said Ronald Reagan predictively.

"Let me tell you something, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky," said Bill Clinton pointedly.

"My toast would be, may our country always be successful, but whether successful or otherwise, always right." said
-- John Q. Adams, Letter to John Adams;, 1816, paternally.


"In a constitutional democracy the moral content of law must be given by the morality of the framer or legislator, never by the morality of the judge." said Robert Bork,
American Enterprise Institute, 1984, judiciously.

"I mean to live my life an obedient man, but obedient to God, subservient to the wisdom of my ancestors; never to the authority of political truths arrived at yesterday at the voting booth." said William F. Buckley reverently.

"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program." said Milton Friedman lastingly.

and I will end with this one:

"It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it." said Douglas MacArthur, Speech to the Republican National Convention, 1952, correctly.

[Wingsofgold]

Who's in charge of this? If I go they gotta promise ta hold my head if I hafta throw up. heheheheeeeee. Evenin, how you?

[abner]

Did you see the space shuttle yet?

VOC has lost 20 pounds since you saw him last.

Go on the cruise if you can. You won't be disappointed.

[Trikebuilder]

"You don't diet on a cruise, you can eat five times a day?", She groaned hungrily.

"France and Germany, countries of opportunity in politics", he said diplomatically!

[Molly Pitcher]

Okay! Thanks for entering the Cruise Contest.

[Molly Pitcher]

LOL! Entries noted. Thanks for participating.

[Molly Pitcher]

That's a wonderful idea, Slip, contributing a prize for someone else, as a consolation for you're not being able to go. Pretty neat!

[dittomom]

SATURDAY AFTERNOON CRUISE BUMP!!!

TOM FREEPIE CRUISE CONTEST CONTINUES...GET YOUR SECOND WEEK ENTRIES POSTED BEFORE MIDNIGHT ON JANUARY 28th!!

[kcar]

"We're the most watched cable news network in all time slots", FoxNews proclaimed audaciously.

( I just wanted to keep this thread more current, I thought, posting listlessly).

[Slip18]

I've told Cyber some of my new Tom Swifties, and he said they were getting really bad. So I won't print them. Swifties are just not up my alley.

Think I'll go slam down some wine, said slip gushingly.